Keanu Is Functional

 

Woo-hoo! Keanu comes to life thanks to Archie...another sexy Asian.

I am not sure if I am doing any of this right.  I feel like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.  This technology scares and confuses me.  I don’t know how the internet machine is working…the Comcast guy comes tomorrow to install the “wireless interwebs”.  I think I am stealing some electrons from people across the hall or something.  Apparently “wireless internet” is all around and you can just borrow it.  What is this bu