
Archive for February, 2009

A F.I.S.T. Will Rise!
February 26, 2009
Tonight I am performing with my friends Alan and Allegra (BRIDGE & TUNNEL) in the Fighting Improv Smackdown Tournament held at Source (14th & T St. NW) and in association with the Washington Improv Theater. I am also joining the WIT house team Season Six and we will be performing regularly every Thursday night at the theater.
I did this tournament as a student last year and I’m returning to FIST as a teacher and performer. As a result of my involvement with this tournament I have made the most wonderful friends and acheived my goal of teaching improv to people who worship me. Thank you, WIT.

Tara Wins Award; Makes Jokes
February 25, 2009
A leg lamp would have been less embarassing than my thank you tanking.
Today at work I got an award. I didn’t realize it was a big deal. The news of this was circulated companywide and I’ve been receiving nice congrats emails from people I don’t know all day. I’ve never worked in a place that gives out awards. I suppose corporations do this to boost morale and provide incentives to be more efficient and whatever. This is not the kind of attention I enjoy, so in response to said emails I replied back to the team that gave it to me (including the CFO and General Counsel) with the following ”thank you” speech:

I Could Really Go For a Geri Jewell Episode of the “Facts of Life” Right Now
February 24, 2009
- “BLAIH, I’m yaws fo the weekend!”
This day is dragging ass.

