Archive for March, 2009

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The New iPod Shuffle Formal Review

March 30, 2009
I know times are tough Steve.  But do you think you could afford to hire a product tester that will work for pizza money?

I know times are tough Steve but do you think you could afford to hire a product tester that will be happy to work for pizza money?

On Saturday Coobs and I took a trip to the Apple store to review the new iPod shuffle.  Upon brief physical inspection we both determined that:  it’s kind of bullsh*t.  The controls are on the earbuds (which we all know are useless for me).   And the whole point of having a shuffle is to use it while running and/or dance-fighting and earbuds fall out when you run and/or dance-fight which means the new and more expensive earphones that you buy for running and/or dance-fighting won’t have the controls on the chord thus rendering your shuffle useless.  I don’t know.  I mean, I’m no genius but I figured that out within like… like a minute.  I’m thinking there should be at least one person in Apple’s product development that would have figured that out sooner. 

Oh and also this thing is so small you will most definitely lose it if you don’t tape it to your face.

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It’s Friday, yo.

March 27, 2009

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Piece of Crap Reminder

March 23, 2009
I think this is one of the best movie posters I've ever seen.  Handcuffs.  Full make-up.  Gun.

I think this is one of the best movie posters I've ever seen. Handcuffs. Full make-up. Gun.

Hey, remember this piece of crap? 

Yeah, I forgot about it too.

No joke, Cindy Crawford plays a lawyer in this… who doesn’t wear a bra.

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We Need To Pay Our Teachers More

March 23, 2009

yes-this-suit-is-oldYou would throw up if you saw the shoes I wear to work.  – my friend Lando Calrissian, high school teacher, Fordham PhD candidate, & lady on a serious budget

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It’s Friday, yo.

March 20, 2009

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