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With My By Myself

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Crazy Woman

Mr. Meowskers and I are spending Friday with a 10,000 piece puzzle of a woman and her cat looking out the window.

ST. RAPHAEL FEAST DAY DISCOUNT!

The above was the subject line of an email I received from Catholic Match.  Yes.  Listen, hear me out.  My friend signed up for real and I created a dummy account so that I could check out the profiles of the guys she told me to check out and weigh in with my opinion… because that’s what women do.  I didn’t even create a full profile but I will still get the random email from them and I’ve just been too lazy to figure out how to discontinue getting the email updates.

God bless Catholic Match for offering a discount on dating services in honor of St. Raphael the Archangel.  What?  Not familiar with St. Raphael… allow me to elucidate you.

St. Raphael the Archangel is the patron saint of travelers, lovers, happy meetings and INSANITY.

 

 

Written by Tara

October 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm

Posted in Awkwards, Culture

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  1. The lady in the painting looks like she is giving those cats the late-impressionist middle finger. She also looks cloven-hooved. This has been Ill-Informed Art Crit with Molly.

    Molly

    October 29, 2009 at 1:47 pm

  2. No, you are right Molly. She bares the cloven feet of a single woman. This Picasso is the first time it was captured in oils.

    Tara

    October 29, 2009 at 3:41 pm


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