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		<title>Three Cheer&#8217;s For Dan Hodapp &amp; His First Jimmy Fallon Appearance</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The only thing that made staying in on Friday night bearable was being home to see my dear friend Dan&#8217;s appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  He was cast as the &#8220;groom&#8221; for a bit they filmed on Friday the 13th.  He really sold &#8220;surprised groom&#8221;.  I cried and that ain&#8217;t just the Hydrocodone [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=taraandkeanu.wordpress.com&blog=4686398&post=1777&subd=taraandkeanu&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Can Has A Cheeseburger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tara</dc:creator>
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		<title>In Praise of Jebus&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://taraandkeanu.wordpress.com/2009/11/10/in-praise-of-jebus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah.  I&#8217;m out of surgery now for a few hours.  I have no pain.  I&#8217;ve had no pain all day.  You know what I have had???????  Mmmm Vicodin.  It&#8217;s delicious.  Here try it.  I&#8217;m passing you one through the screen.  No f&#8217;real.  Take it.  I have so many!  You&#8217;re cool.  You know what else is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=taraandkeanu.wordpress.com&blog=4686398&post=1772&subd=taraandkeanu&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Teeth Out, Vicodin In</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow I&#8217;m getting all my wisdom teeth removed from my head.  Yeah, I&#8217;m nervous and all that but I&#8217;m more afraid of saying weird things to the surgical staff when I come out of my deep sleep.  I&#8217;ve never been put under and I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;ll come out of my mouth (other than my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=taraandkeanu.wordpress.com&blog=4686398&post=1769&subd=taraandkeanu&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jesse&#8217;s Girl</title>
		<link>http://taraandkeanu.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/uncle-jesses-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I officially lost my mind and started a daily one-sided conversation with John Stamos on Twitter.  I&#8217;m sure this will be HILARIOUS&#8230;. because I&#8217;m making a JOKE&#8230; [looks around sheepishly] Uh heh.
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		<title>It&#8217;s Halloween, Yo.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
Roseanne (the early years) was one of the funniest/realest sitcoms written to date.  The show&#8217;s Halloween episodes were some of the funniest in the series.  The series has a DVD devoted solely to the Halloween episodes.  Watch a clip from one of my favorites:

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		<title>In the Future, Battle Dancing Kills</title>
		<link>http://taraandkeanu.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/in-the-future-battle-dancing-kills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tara</dc:creator>
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&#160;
I know two girls who are psyched for this movie&#8230;





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		<title>With My By Myself</title>
		<link>http://taraandkeanu.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/with-my-by-myself/</link>
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		<dc:creator>Tara</dc:creator>
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ST. RAPHAEL FEAST DAY DISCOUNT!

The above was the subject line of an email I received from Catholic Match.  Yes.  Listen, hear me out.  My friend signed up for real and I created a dummy account so that I could check out the profiles of the guys she told me to check out and weigh in with my opinion&#8230; because that&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=taraandkeanu.wordpress.com&blog=4686398&post=1752&subd=taraandkeanu&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Knock On My Door</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am pretty sure that two swingers were trying to pick  up my friends** the other night&#8230; maybe me too.   I arrived late to a restaurant in Georgetown for a quick drink  and when I showed up the girls were being chatted up by a couple that was probably between 40-45.  I directed my tardy for the party apologies [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=taraandkeanu.wordpress.com&blog=4686398&post=1745&subd=taraandkeanu&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Friday, Yo.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tara</dc:creator>
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