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Three Cheers For Dan Hodapp & His First Jimmy Fallon Appearance

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The only thing that made staying in on Friday night bearable was being home to see my dear friend Dan’s appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  He was cast as the “groom” for a bit they filmed on Friday the 13th.  He really sold “surprised groom”.  I cried and that ain’t just the Hydrocodone talking… maybe whispering.  His appearance was brief but the camera stayed on him long enough for all of us cheering at home to get a glimpse of that money maker mug.  WIT and DC’s loss is truly New York City’s gain.  We miss you buddy and can’t wait to see more!

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November 15, 2009 at 8:07 pm

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R.I.P. Dom DeLuise

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Even though most of this clip has him behaving like a buffoon.  It was his subtlety that made me howl the most.  When a big man goes small it’s hysterical.  2:06 – 2:13 is my favorite moment in the whole scene. 

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May 5, 2009 at 5:33 pm

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FYLBC: Never Before More Than I Had To Be!

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I first saw this Kids in the Hall commercial when I was 15.  I fell in love with Scott Thompson immediately and with his character “Fiore”, such committment.  To give you an idea of how insane I am, whenever I push myself or sacrifice beyond my own comfort level (i.e. waking at 5am to do FYLBC and not hitting snooze) I say, in my best “Fiore”, either aloud or in my head, “NEVER BEFORE MORE THAN I HAD TO BE!“  It still gives me the chuckle I need to get my shizz done.

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April 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm

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Remembering Bea Arthur

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PEOPLE ARTHURI have spent the last half hour trying to find this bit that Bea Arthur did on the 1987 or ‘88 American Comedy Awards on youtube… I taped it off the TV when it first aired and watched it repeatedly (like any normal little girl) in order to master the delivery and inflection of a salty post-menopausal woman that’s still “frisky”.  Mind you, I was completely clueless about the sexual innuendo she was about to lay down and didn’t really know what she was talking about… other than something big.
 
Here’s how it went:
She comes out to the podium to present an award but the envelope is not at the podium.  Then from stage right a man comes out with this HUGE inflated balloon that’s about the size of a poker table.  Taped to the inside of the balloon you can see the envelope.  So when this man crosses the stage to where Bea is he pulls the balloon over his head, then down past his shoulders, then past his waist until he is completely inside of it.
 
He retrieves the envelope but can’t get out of the balloon to give it to her.   She pulls a hairpin from her head and pops the balloon in one dismissive movement.  She then takes the envelope and stares at him with such judgement and says “Does your mother know what you do for a living?”  Then straight ahead at the camera as he leaves the stage in shame, says in her dryest voice “If that was one size fits all.  I’d like to meet …”All’. “
 
She may not have written that joke but there surely was no one else who could have delivered it. 
At the age of 50 she was given her own show, “Maude” based on a very brief appearance in one episode of “All In The Family”. 
She was the funniest and the coolest.

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April 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm

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My friend “Smalls” Wrote A Show

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smalls Smalls wrote a show that is being performed tonight at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.  It’s called “Grandma and the F&*! Yous”.  I’m pretty sure it’s a Naitivity play.  If you are in the NYC area and need some hard laughs, go see this show.

Fun facts about Smalls:

  • vegan from Long Island
  • belts a mean “Heartbreaker” at Karaoke
  • has broken many a stage bottle over my head
  • is made of sparkles

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December 3, 2008 at 1:22 pm

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