Point Break of the Speed Matrix

The only thing that made staying in on Friday night bearable was being home to see my dear friend Dan’s appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  He was cast as the “groom” for a bit they filmed on Friday the 13th.  He really sold “surprised groom”.  I cried and that ain’t just the Hydrocodone talking… maybe whispering.  His appearance was brief but the camera stayed on him long enough for all of us cheering at home to get a glimpse of that money maker mug.  WIT and DC’s loss is truly New York City’s gain.  We miss you buddy and can’t wait to see more!

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I am a step-mommy/aunt to a Boston Terrier.  Her name is Annabelle Blanche.  Her mom, my roommate,  is from Alabama and was in a sorority.  Annabelle has outfits. 

I think that sums it up.

I mean who needs someone to talk for hours and laugh with and never get sick of and go on fun road trips and like the same foods and have girl crushes on Elizabeth Hurley with... or talk about fun ideas for Halloween costumes with when Halloween is ONLY six months away... or both say in unison "This is the most fun ever!" because you found a store covered in plastic $3 earrings... or someone who sends you fun homemade random cards in the mail that just tell you that you are loved... do you know anyone who needs that? Because I most certainly DO NOT.

My not so close friend Cleve leaves the pinstriped streets of DC for kraut stained alleyways of Chicago on Saturday.  I’m not trying to be bitchy.  That’s just a fact.   She’s cool and all but just another temp drifter in the DC pool.  She’s not special.  I don’t think about her in a weird way like how she might be like the younger sister I always wanted but never had…  what?  That’s so dumb.  And for the record, Internet, I don’t CARE.  I am FINE.  F-to the-I-to the-N-to the-E.  FINE.  Look at me?  Do I care?  Nope.  No.  No ways.  Not here bub.  Pardon?  Wrong number.  Just keep on walkin. ‘ Nothin’ to see here folks.  I’m okay.  You’re okay.    Please people.   You simply don’t know who you’re dealing with here.    I.     AM.     BULLETPROOF.

Aparna breaks it DOWN.

Aparna, I am totally stealing your summary of shows because I have a condition that rhymes with sloth…  nope, actually that’s the word.  See?  I was too lazy to think of a word that rhymes with sloth. 

Please check out Aparna’s pictorial breakdown of shows from Improvapalooza 2009 here.  There were so many funny funny moments in so many shows it’s hard to pick a favorite.  So I will just say that the shows that I was in:  Ames Aimes: A Sketch Show, Destination: You!; Population: Fun!; Bad Walken, WIT HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, and Season Six’s  Reunion Show were the best ones.