Point Break of the Speed Matrix

I don’t know what this is but Steve Jobs tells me I need it for Keanu.  Apparently it has bits of real Snow Leopard in it so you know it’s good.  I will buy it on Friday. 

Let’s hope that, like they say, 60% of the time it works every time.

Keanu did not make the happy starts this morning.

Coobs  is on his way over this evening to assess the situation and diagnose Keanu’s ailment.  I’m so lucky to have  my very own Mac savvy Asian-sensation in my little friend menagerie.  I am also very lucky that he is easily bribed with payment of fresh coffee and all the Jello pudding snacks he can handle. 

In lieu of flowers,  please send checks made out to “Cash” directly to me.  Thank you.

Hey, bud! Where you goin? Can’t stop?  Oh ok.  You’re real busy.  I forget sometimes.  I just…hey, you’re really fast!  I just wanted to let you know that even though I didn’t get a birthday card again this year I continue to believe that it’s always your assistant’s fault!  You’re amazing!  I was watching Dangerous Liaisons the other night and I think you were magic.  You were totally not bad in that…just young.  I mean how could you really convey the emotional sentiment of an 18th century French chevalier?  I know.  You’re not from the 18th century or French so I mean that’s like almost impossible to portray. Um, in closing, I love you and you look awesome in scarves.