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Earlier this week I posted a clip of Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles” video.   This past Saturday, Saturday Night Live created a parody of the video.  It’s really good.  Check it out on Hulu.  Click here.

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Real Housewives of New York: Ramona (aka “Crazy Eyes).  This woman is batshit bananas crazy.

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  “Let me put the Internet at ease: Liz and Jack will never be together. Not even if we go fifteen seasons. Okay, if we get to season fifteen, they’ll do it.”  –Esquire April 2010

Tina’s on the cover of Equire’s April issue.  Thank you nerds for providing these scans so I don’t have to buy it!  … OK fine, to be truthful, I will still probably buy it.

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Cheri Oteri set to star in a new sitcom about being a life coach.  She was one of my favorite cast members.  I love her Philadelphia housewife, Mrs. Delvecchio (“You see this!  I keep it now!”)  I hope she wasn’t the jerkface Tracy Morgan said she was during her time on SNL.   Speaking of faces…

What the junk is up with your grill, Cheri?

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They're siblings.

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If you don’t know who Jane Lynch is, we probably will share polite elevator rides and nothing more.   I think she is just one of the funniest people… like ever.  “I will haunt your dreams.”  C’mon people.   Best In Show?  For Your Consideration? 

Every time I freak out about not being 22 a little bit of motivation  presents itself in some way, shape or form.  Here is a quick Q&A with Jane that I found to be inspiring.  What a cool lady!

Most actresses over 40 complain there are no good parts out there, but you just seem to be getting better and better characters…
JL:
The reality is it’s harder for women after 40, but I started working at 40. I’m a character actress and my particular brand is more mature, so I had to wait until my age caught up with the tricks in my little arsenal.

So people, in a nutshell, be nice to me now.

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I’ve been a fan of Jessie Klein’s stand-up for a long time.  Back in my NYC days I was lucky enough to see her perform a bunch at Rififi (RIP) and the Parkside Lounge.  I was pleased to read that she’s the lastest addition to the SNL writing team.  Hired mid-season at 34 and a lady… this keeps my motor runnin’.

Read the article here.

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