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Keanu sends well wishes to not just America’s Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, in her time of need but to all of us in general.  When asked this weekend if he has any well wishes to send to Sandra Bullock, Keanu elegantly replied, “Yes, of course, to everyone.”

That’s such a nice thing to say, I almost forgive you for The Lake House.

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If you don’t know who Jane Lynch is, we probably will share polite elevator rides and nothing more.   I think she is just one of the funniest people… like ever.  “I will haunt your dreams.”  C’mon people.   Best In Show?  For Your Consideration? 

Every time I freak out about not being 22 a little bit of motivation  presents itself in some way, shape or form.  Here is a quick Q&A with Jane that I found to be inspiring.  What a cool lady!

Most actresses over 40 complain there are no good parts out there, but you just seem to be getting better and better characters…
JL:
The reality is it’s harder for women after 40, but I started working at 40. I’m a character actress and my particular brand is more mature, so I had to wait until my age caught up with the tricks in my little arsenal.

So people, in a nutshell, be nice to me now.

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The set up was that Amy Poehler drops from above on wires and tells Lindsay to tone down her lifestyle or that’s what she’ll end up as.  Clearly shaken by her future self’s haggard appearance,  Lindsay asks her if she came from 20 years in the future and Amy, in a husky Parliment Light voice, says “No, I’m from 2007.”

Well today I was taking a look on some celebcentric blog and I came across this photo taken of Lindsay in Paris just yesterday (see below).  Wow.  So sad.   As my mother would say, “That is a rough twenty-three.”
Lindsay Lohan
Editor’s Note:  I initially wrote this post based on memory but then I realized the internet could probably help me with the facts so I’ve made the appropriate corrections.
“In a 2005 monologue, Amy Poehler appears as the ‘2007 Lindsay'” has been corrected from “In a 2007 monologue, Amy Poehler appears as the ‘5 years from now Lindsay’.”

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