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Over the last week I’ve been writing and rehearsing sketch material to be debuted at Brightest Young Things: The Family Hemerlein Variety Show on March 25th.  I am super excited.  Brightest Young Things will be posting an interview of me and Murphy McHugh on Monday so keep an eye out for that.  Here’s a blurb from Brightest Young Things:

Secondly, the comedic headliner shall be Brick Penguin, the unofficial sketch comedy troupe of the Washington Improv Theater. Led by Murph McHugh and Tara Maher the head instructors of the WIT’s brand new sketch comedy school, the small band of abstract and cerebral outsiders are bringing to DC the power and innovation of the Upright Citizens Brigade [and] the Second City.


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  “Let me put the Internet at ease: Liz and Jack will never be together. Not even if we go fifteen seasons. Okay, if we get to season fifteen, they’ll do it.”  –Esquire April 2010

Tina’s on the cover of Equire’s April issue.  Thank you nerds for providing these scans so I don’t have to buy it!  … OK fine, to be truthful, I will still probably buy it.


Cheri Oteri set to star in a new sitcom about being a life coach.  She was one of my favorite cast members.  I love her Philadelphia housewife, Mrs. Delvecchio (“You see this!  I keep it now!”)  I hope she wasn’t the jerkface Tracy Morgan said she was during her time on SNL.   Speaking of faces…

What the junk is up with your grill, Cheri?

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God, this site is amazing!  I think all of them are my favorite but here are a few that hit a nerve for me:

                                                                            “for tillie, having a mad men premiere party means dressing up, drinking manhattans and being totally fucking insufferable” – reblogged from Hipster Puppies

daisy needs to know the “bathroom sitch” at the club tonight, because she’s on day 5 of the master cleanse

I think we all know that I will be submitting my roomie’s dog to this site.

Here is a link to a TIME magazine article published this week.

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I’m putting this in a nice frame for my office. 

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This week is the NC Comedy Arts Festival (formerly know as “Dirty South”).  My improv troupe Season Six will be performing at the DSI Comedy Theater in Carborro, NC this Thursday night at 7:30pm.  Friday night our friends in Jinx, Mythical Newsroom and OneSixtyOne perform.  So stalkers, that’s where I’ll be if you get the courage up to murder me.

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