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Just tell me the truth, Anderson.  I just want some answers.

Just tell me the truth, Anderson. I just want some answers.

Ike, Lehman, Meryll, AIG, the Election…J.Lo?  How the hell did that make the front page of CNN?  

 

Anderson, I will try to think only good thoughts about you and this was simply something you and your staff missed.  Because clearly if you had seen this news item as one of the top 10 bullets on CNN’s homepage you would have summoned all the authority you could to have it taken down immediately.  

In my head, this oversight happened because you are in a room going over hundreds of hours of Katrina footage so that you can do a huge expose/comparison on the government’s response to Ike as opposed to Katrina…or holed up in the same room trying to compose the perfect response to anyone of my fan letters. Those are really the only two excuses I can tolerate at this point.

You used to have a little, now you have a lot.  We get it, Jenny.

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