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This is not a novel idea. Taking a picture of the actual product and comparing it against the advertisement is not ground breaking comedy. But I’m doing it people. Because what I was promised and what I got was a difference of Elizabethan proportions… actually Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds proportions.
Day 17: I’m on my second day of OJ. It’s weird. Yestday I drank 3/4 of a carton of OJ throughout the day along with lots of water and I felt full. I should be moving onto some raw fruits and veggie broth tomorrow. It’ll be 21 days before I eat solids again but I’m done writing about this. I bore me.
I will say that I feel great and have lots of energy. I feel more creative and have been more productive than I’ve been in a long time. All in all, I’d have to say that it’s been a totally positive experience and I plan to do another this year.
Oh and Beyonce, I’m better than you.
(I still think you’re super cool… but I’m better.)
“14th Street is about to get totally crepe-tastic. In what appears to be a remarkable coincidence, not one but two creperies are set to open up across from each other at the corner of 14th and S streets.” – Reblogged from 14th and You .
Thank you for entertaining my shenanigans as I come out of my post-op pain killer stupor. It’s been well over 48 hours since my surgery and according to my release form I can attempt to eat solid foods now. Ummmm…. no ma’am. I haven’t really been in any pain and I’d like to keep it that way. Call me a snore but gambling on the physical integrity and comfort level of my jawbone is not what I’m about. So you can keep your T-bones, your French baguettes, your hard shell tacos, your peanut brittle… your… your… other other foods that require an adult set of molars to breakdown! What I am about is Easy Mac.
That crap is delicious. In less time than it takes for me to find my take-out menus on 2 Hydrocodone, I can slap together a bowl of cheesy pasta so soft, I eat it with my big girl cereal spoon.
Yeah, I take bit bites with my big girl cereal spoon! Yeah, I swallow it whole. Yeah, it’s soft! Yeah, it fills me up! Yeah, sometimes I have pudding after if I’m not too full and there’s some in the fridge! What!
So as you can just chew on that, Internet! Uh, sorry. I think the meds and being cooped up for days in my apartment have made me oddly aggressive.
Have a lovely weekend,