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Another Tara that loves doggies. This might be one of the cutest stories I’ve ever seen…ever (the video of the otters holding hands was up there but I didn’t really get a sense of what “their deal” was; there was no real back story).
Also, I had the crazy insane hots for Steve Hartman when I was in HS. He used to do these pieces called “Everyone Has A Story” which was basically him traveling across the country to interview random people and find out their interesting personal story. Sure enough, everyone has one. Steve, if you’re reading this, I’m proud of you. You’ve eclipsed Rick Moranis circa 1985 on the ever expanding list of “Nerds I’d Kick It To”.
I have had the crazy insane hots for Henry Rollins since I was sweet 16. Just look at this magnificant bastard. Unfamiliar? You may know him best from the his Grammy nominated song “Liar“. MTV played the crap out of it back in the day, when they still played music. The cop uniform drives me BANANAS…B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
I don’t like tats and I don’t like angry people but I do not mind this bro bro. Apart from being the personification of “intensity in 10 cities” he is a human rights activist, writer, and USO tour entertainer. He also currently hosts a show on the IFC channel called “Henry Rollins: Uncut”. Despite his beefy, chisled, raffish, coarse, and wildy handsome exterior this man is no meathead.
So you could imagine the delerium I was in when I saw that HENRY ROLLINS sent me an email two nights ago. I did a double take. My elation lasted for about a half second when I realized I signed up for his online newsletter last month and this will be the first of many impersonal invites. The email was an invite to an event he is hosting in NYC in honor of the veterans of the Irag and Afghanistan wars. God, I love him.
I could be making this up but I’m sure I read somewhere that a shared love of veterans is a solid foundation for any strictly physical relationship. You hear that, Henry? We’re gonna last!
Please remember and thank your veterans today.
Hey, bud! Where you goin? Can’t stop? Oh ok. You’re real busy. I forget sometimes. I just…hey, you’re really fast! I just wanted to let you know that even though I didn’t get a birthday card again this year I continue to believe that it’s always your assistant’s fault! You’re amazing! I was watching Dangerous Liaisons the other night and I think you were magic. You were totally not bad in that…just young. I mean how could you really convey the emotional sentiment of an 18th century French chevalier? I know. You’re not from the 18th century or French so I mean that’s like almost impossible to portray. Um, in closing, I love you and you look awesome in scarves.