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Keanu sends well wishes to not just America’s Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, in her time of need but to all of us in general.  When asked this weekend if he has any well wishes to send to Sandra Bullock, Keanu elegantly replied, “Yes, of course, to everyone.”

That’s such a nice thing to say, I almost forgive you for The Lake House.

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Kathryn Bigelow:

– Oscar’s first female winner for Best Director.

-beat out her ex-husband James Cameron and his juggernaut of a film Avatar for best director and best picture.

-is an unbelievable 58.

-got to have this moment (see below).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

– just also happened to direct…

 

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My blog hits skyrocketed today with the post about my sweet Amer-Asian delight.  It seems I’m not the only Keanu superfan out there.  Why even this evening my friend found this on the wall of the bathroom of the PIT (People’s Improv Theater) tonight and was considerate enough to send this photo along.  I love the playful use of color and the bold choice of font for this tag but I am quite disappointed in a few youngsters’ stab at humor (see “balls” and “orgy”  top and right).  Tsk tsk you scamps!

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Pondering The Lake House with Sandy… no one explained it fully to me either sweetheart.

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I don’t know what this is but Steve Jobs tells me I need it for Keanu.  Apparently it has bits of real Snow Leopard in it so you know it’s good.  I will buy it on Friday. 

Let’s hope that, like they say, 60% of the time it works every time.

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New York City June 4, 2009

New York City June 4, 2009

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Keanu did not make the happy starts this morning.

Keanu did not make the happy starts this morning.

Coobs  is on his way over this evening to assess the situation and diagnose Keanu’s ailment.  I’m so lucky to have  my very own Mac savvy Asian-sensation in my little friend menagerie.  I am also very lucky that he is easily bribed with payment of fresh coffee and all the Jello pudding snacks he can handle. 

In lieu of flowers,  please send checks made out to “Cash” directly to me.  Thank you.

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