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Keanu is my Mac. He helps me reach you, Interwebs.

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I don’t know what this is but Steve Jobs tells me I need it for Keanu.  Apparently it has bits of real Snow Leopard in it so you know it’s good.  I will buy it on Friday. 

Let’s hope that, like they say, 60% of the time it works every time.

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I don’t know what the snot is up with Keanu’s connection lately but I’ve been seeing something similar to this non-sense on my my screen when I want Keanu to make the happy starts to the interwebs. 

This is what I know:

1.  The above may as well say “Gleeboo Glob Gleeb”.  I am not digesting it.

2.  I pay my bills on time.  So why then Keanu make no happy starts to the interwebs?

3.  I may be stealing my neighbors interwebs electrons in order to keep this blog up.

4.  I love you.

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Woo-hoo! Keanu comes to life thanks to Archie...another sexy Asian.

Woo-hoo! Keanu comes to life thanks to Archie...another sexy Asian.

I am not sure if I am doing any of this right.  I feel like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.  This technology scares and confuses me.  I don’t know how the internet machine is working…the Comcast guy comes tomorrow to install the “wireless interwebs”.  I think I am stealing some electrons from people across the hall or something.  Apparently “wireless internet” is all around and you can just borrow it.  What is this bu

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