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Earlier this week I posted a clip of Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles” video.   This past Saturday, Saturday Night Live created a parody of the video.  It’s really good.  Check it out on Hulu.  Click here.


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Real Housewives of New York: Ramona (aka “Crazy Eyes).  This woman is batshit bananas crazy.


I'd be such a slampa for this guy.

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If I saw this live I may have peed my pants.  That face!  I will always love Jimmy.


Time to get BUCKWILD.

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Roseanne circa 1989


Roseanne (the early years) was one of the funniest/realest sitcoms written to date.  The show’s Halloween episodes were some of the funniest in the series.  The series has a DVD devoted solely to the Halloween episodes.  Watch a clip from one of my favorites:

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The set up was that Amy Poehler drops from above on wires and tells Lindsay to tone down her lifestyle or that’s what she’ll end up as.  Clearly shaken by her future self’s haggard appearance,  Lindsay asks her if she came from 20 years in the future and Amy, in a husky Parliment Light voice, says “No, I’m from 2007.”

Well today I was taking a look on some celebcentric blog and I came across this photo taken of Lindsay in Paris just yesterday (see below).  Wow.  So sad.   As my mother would say, “That is a rough twenty-three.”
Lindsay Lohan
Editor’s Note:  I initially wrote this post based on memory but then I realized the internet could probably help me with the facts so I’ve made the appropriate corrections.
“In a 2005 monologue, Amy Poehler appears as the ‘2007 Lindsay'” has been corrected from “In a 2007 monologue, Amy Poehler appears as the ‘5 years from now Lindsay’.”

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