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The only thing that made staying in on Friday night bearable was being home to see my dear friend Dan‘s appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  He was cast as the “groom” for a bit they filmed on Friday the 13th.  He really sold “surprised groom”.  I cried and that ain’t just the Hydrocodone talking… maybe whispering.  His appearance was brief but the camera stayed on him long enough for all of us cheering at home to get a glimpse of that money maker mug.  WIT and DC’s loss is truly New York City’s gain.  We miss you buddy and can’t wait to see more!



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smalls Smalls wrote a show that is being performed tonight at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.  It’s called “Grandma and the F&*! Yous”.  I’m pretty sure it’s a Naitivity play.  If you are in the NYC area and need some hard laughs, go see this show.

Fun facts about Smalls:

  • vegan from Long Island
  • belts a mean “Heartbreaker” at Karaoke
  • has broken many a stage bottle over my head
  • is made of sparkles

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This is a less badass version of the one I bought at store called "Prima Donna" in Queens.
My thinking cap. 

I don’t want to brag but I am a grown woman who currently stores a chest of props, akin to that of “Carrot Top’s”, in her lady apartment.  Purrr.

They are mostly leftover sketch show flair, Halloween costumes, wigs and large “Mrs. Roper” type jewelry.  These items are kept handy for when I need to break-up with someone and I want to give them a serious visual to remember me by.  When I give someone the keys to the street, I like the sound of jangling jewelry to punctuate my sentiments.
I also have an irredecent pink pleather cap from the Spring of 2004 when I played Paula Abdul in an American Idol sketch.  As you can imagine, that cap was just frills added to the already staggering physical similarity I share with Paula.  If  Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin makes you do a double-take, then let’s just say my “Paula Abdul” will make you crap your pants.
I am headed home this evening to fish it out of hibernation.  It is for a different character to be shared at a later date.  I just hope my head hasn’t grown too big from all the useless pokes I get on Facebook.

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